I gotta call from the 3rd little pig, and he said he said he needed some help fightin' off this this wolf.  I was washing my hair so I couldn't run right over but as soon as it was dry, I started running over.  I opened my basket to make sure I had the glock. I had the 9 milimeter but I had no shells to shoot these fools up. I ran back to the house grabbed the flamethrower and 4 magazines and headed back towards the flyer part of town. i ran up behind the wolf, cocked my gun, and capped that motha brotha in the a** and than in the dome.  Than the 3rd little pig said "Thanks for havin a brothas back"  and than the little red riding from the hood said "It's payback time trick.", than I capped the pig right in the leg, he started to squel and ask why! I said to that pig "this is for that time you left me down at the pond with granny and she had that nasty surgery on her foot and needed help swimming and you couldn't be there.. because you went to the 7 dwarfs concert! He pleaded and sqeaked and than I shoved him in an oven. I walked outta the house, I lit up my pipe with a match, threw on my shades, and tossed the match into the house making the house light up in flames. As walking away music plays, it's the song "down with the sickness", than


BOOM!
a thugish ever after.